My Famous Five!

So this is my first entry....and as one will observe from my future posts, I'm not the kind that likes to write long essays and bore people to death. (Well, if you asked me to talk, that's another matter :P ) So what I do when i don't like to write pages and pages of useless nonsense (which is pretty much what I do in College 6 days a week), is that I write down things in points. It's easier to remember, faster to read and frankly, short and sweet is how I like it. (That's why I hardly use more than 1 supplement during exams!)
So here goes....these are lists of the top 5 random things that are on my mind right now. (If it bores you, well I can't really do anything about it,can I?)

Top 5 Ways To Bug Your Sibling:

1. Hide their house captain/ school captain/ monitor badge. Not being able to have proof that they have "power and authority" in the workplace kills them.
2. Scream "Manchester United Sucks" when they are watching a football match in which their favourite team is playing. If that doesn't work, just go and stand in front of the TV.
3. Don't show that you're getting irritated when they are trying to bug you.
4. Laugh at their handwriting and make fun of them when they top every exam. Getting teased for being a nerd will make them want to cry.
5. Make friends on Facebook with their girlfriend. 

5 Stories About My Life That I Love To Tell People About:

1. How I ironed my right foot at the age of 2. The mark is still there, so i have proof that I'm not making up stories from thin air.
2. The time when I SWALLOWED a gold pendant my mum gave me for my 5th birthday. It gets disgusting from the time of digestion onwards. Really, my mum is lucky to have me.
3. How my brother once accused my mum of "trying to stab" him to death. He was 19 at the time. Boy, do I have a mature sibling!!
4. About how I was told by my mum that I was adopted.Picked up from a garbage dump, actually. I believed that till I was 10.
5. How my brother thinks I'm a lesbian....who"only makes friends with "black people".

5 Best Holidays Of My Life:

1. Goa 2009- Taj Holiday Village in Goa with my school friends. My 1st trip anywhere without "parents" hovering around the place.
2. Sri Lanka 2006- Last holiday with just my own family.
3. Europe 2001- I saw 13 cities in 1 trip. And I want to live in 8 of them. EUROPE RULES!
4. USA 2004- I got to bunk school for 17days. And I also got to wear my 1st sari at my cousin's wedding.
5. Rajasthan 2008- Holidays during the winter are always fun! :)

5 Funniest Things People Have Told Me/Said About Me:

1. "If you shake your legs, your mom will die"-Aditi Shah ( Wow, her mom is immortal!!)
2. "I used to be scared of you. Your face is very scary." - Various people ( HAHA- BEWARE! I'M SCARY!!!!)
3. "Are you like a vampire?...I don't mean evil, blood sucking types. I mean like Edward Cullen!" (Damn, I'm scary and I Sparkle too!!!)
4. "You need to lose weight." -My mother (So that I disappear from the face of the earth, I suppose)
5.  "Huzan is a spirit! You must beware of her or she will possess you." ( Really now!!!!)

5 Goals Of My Life:

1. To be married by 24 and have 2 beautiful babies after that.("One of each", as my mum says it!)- This has been my ambition since the age of 5. My answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?", would always be "A Mommy".
2. To see my name on the cover of a book. Being an author is cool! :)
3. To see the whole world (or most of it) over the course of my life.
4. To learn how to play a musical instrument. (Its never too late!)
5. To meet my favourite celebrities. (i.e. Shahid Kapoor, SRK and a few more...) {Yes, I'm hopeless}

5 Things I Love To Do On My Birthday:

1. Wear new clothes! Woohoo!! (Yes, I'm a little childish that way!)
2. Read my Birthday Letter from my best friend. It makes me feel special. :)
3. Go out for dinner with my family. ( Its always a 5 star - I'm very spoilt!)
4. Treat my friends some place nice. ( Friends and family...the people who make you the person you are, isn't it?)
5. Go to the Fire Temple and pray for a great year and thank God for a good life. ( I do it on every birthday. It makes me happy. )

[FYI, I have two birthdays. One is according to the Zoroastrian Calendar and one is my date. So it's double the wishes and double the fun!]



So I guess I didn't exactly keep things short!! It's kind of a habit of mine.....not knowing when to stop......


Until next time.....